幽默小故事50字（幽默小故事50字有道理）

1.动物园管理员对游客说：“不必害怕，这头狮子非常驯服，它是用奶瓶喂大的。”

游客：“我也是用奶瓶喂大的，但是我现在喜欢吃肉。”

2.一个苏格兰人去伦敦，想顺便探望一位老朋友，但却忘了他的住址，于是给家父发了一份电报：“您知道托马的住址吗？速告

当天，他就收到一份加急回电：“知道。”

3.一天，一只狗看见一只煮熟的鸡，想去吃它，被主人看见了说：你对它怎么样我就对你怎么样。说完狗添了一下鸡屁股。

4。做胸透，一同事刚一上X光机，医生就大呼小叫的召唤其他几位医生：“快来，快来，我干了二十年了，今天总算碰上一个看，心脏是不是长右边了！”众大夫：“还真是哎~”这时我同事从X光机后扭过头来弱弱地问：“不能吧，咋没人跟我说过涅？”“靠，谁让你背对着我的，给我转过来！”晕倒一大片！！！

英语幽默小故事

1、On a lonely road, there was a robbery. The robber stopped a miser with a gun and asked, "Take 100 yuan if you want to live!" Scrooge: "50 yuan, I am scared to death now."

翻译：在一个偏僻的小道上，发生了抢劫案。强盗枪截住一个吝啬鬼问道：“想活命就拿100块！”吝啬鬼：“50块吧，我现在已经吓得半死了。”

2、In the English final exam, the class asked for the answer from the penultimate, and handed it to him from the penultimate. Results After the results came out, the last one was the last one, but the second one was in the middle of the class. The penultimate one was puzzled, and the penultimate one explained: After making multiple-choice questions and excluding the answers you and I chose, the correct rate will be higher.

翻译：英语期末考试，全班倒数第二向倒数第一要答案抄，倒数第一把答案递给了他。结果成绩出来后，倒数第一还是倒数第一，但倒数第二却考到了班级中游。倒数第一大惑不解，倒数第二解释说：做选择题，排除你和我选的答案之后，正确率就会比较高。

3、In the mid-term exam, the result was very poor, and my son was severely punished. A few days later, the teacher's text message came: as a result of the make-up exam, the result still failed. Dad saw it and was angry from his heart: "You made up the exam this time, and you failed the make-up exam. You are too embarrassing for me!" When my son heard this, he quickly argued, "Can you blame me for this? The paper used by the teacher is still the last one. Not last time, definitely not this time. "

翻译：期中考试，成绩很差，儿子被狠狠的训了一顿。过了几天，老师的短信来了：补考的结果，成绩还是不及格。爸爸看了，怒从心头起：“你这次是补考，补考还不及格，你太给我丢人了！”儿子一听，连忙辩解说：“这能怨我吗？老师用的卷子还是上次那张。上次不会，这次肯定还是不会啊。”