英语幽默小故事50字（英语幽默小故事50字）

英语幽默小故事

1、On a lonely road, there was a robbery. The robber stopped a miser with a gun and asked, "Take 100 yuan if you want to live!" Scrooge: "50 yuan, I am scared to death now."

翻译：在一个偏僻的小道上，发生了抢劫案。强盗枪截住一个吝啬鬼问道：“想活命就拿100块！”吝啬鬼：“50块吧，我现在已经吓得半死了。”

2、In the English final exam, the class asked for the answer from the penultimate, and handed it to him from the penultimate. Results After the results came out, the last one was the last one, but the second one was in the middle of the class. The penultimate one was puzzled, and the penultimate one explained: After making multiple-choice questions and excluding the answers you and I chose, the correct rate will be higher.

翻译：英语期末考试，全班倒数第二向倒数第一要答案抄，倒数第一把答案递给了他。结果成绩出来后，倒数第一还是倒数第一，但倒数第二却考到了班级中游。倒数第一大惑不解，倒数第二解释说：做选择题，排除你和我选的答案之后，正确率就会比较高。

3、In the mid-term exam, the result was very poor, and my son was severely punished. A few days later, the teacher's text message came: as a result of the make-up exam, the result still failed. Dad saw it and was angry from his heart: "You made up the exam this time, and you failed the make-up exam. You are too embarrassing for me!" When my son heard this, he quickly argued, "Can you blame me for this? The paper used by the teacher is still the last one. Not last time, definitely not this time. "

翻译：期中考试，成绩很差，儿子被狠狠的训了一顿。过了几天，老师的短信来了：补考的结果，成绩还是不及格。爸爸看了，怒从心头起：“你这次是补考，补考还不及格，你太给我丢人了！”儿子一听，连忙辩解说：“这能怨我吗？老师用的卷子还是上次那张。上次不会，这次肯定还是不会啊。”